my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
I’m pretty sure the WHOLE FREAKING COUNTRY shipped these two okay.
i’m never going to be ok because of how much HE LOVES HER
shut the fucking front door
this give me such feels that i love
"Pansexuals are just bi with special snowflake syndrome"
"Asexuals just havent found the right person yet"
I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me
playtime on a whole ‘nother level (੭ु˙꒳˙)੭ु⁾⁾
absolutely destroy the idea that you have to be loved romantically and love romantically
destroy the idea that the end goal of life is to get into a romantic relationship/marriage
romantic love isn’t a requirement to live life and it never will be